inference

1. I wouldn't eat after that two-year-old if I were you.

Inference: The two-year-old probably did something gross to the food you were
about to eat, or has a cold and you could catch it. Something bad will
happen to you if you eat it because he "I wouldn't" sounds like a
warning!

2. For Valentine’s Day, my fantastic neighbor gave his wife a poem that took him
about two seconds to write. Sheesh.

Inference: My neighbor is not very considerate since he didn't take his time
writing the poem, the text clue that led me to this decision was the
"Sheesh". People usually say "Sheesh" when they are annoyed or
frustrated.

3. A man ran after a retreating bus, waving his briefcase frantically.

Inference: the man missed the bus and isw afraid to be late for an important meeting.

4. If she died, I wouldn’t go to her funeral.

Inference: The person is clearly mad or doesnt like the said person.

5. Jake almost wished that he hadn’t listened to the radio. He went to the closet
and grabbed his umbrella even though he would feel silly carrying it to the bus
stop on such a sunny morning.

Inference: He heard it was going to rain later , so he brought his umbrella.


6. Hey! What happened to all the school construction money taken from the
taxpayers? It paid for this toilet the money was flushed down.

Inference: The person is angry the moneyt went to waste

7. As you give a speech in front of a large audience, you realize that people are
laughing behind their hands and pointing to the region below your waist.

Inference: your pants fell down ?



8. No, Honey, I don’t want you to spend a lot of money on my birthday present. Just
having you for a husband is the only gift I need. In fact, I’ll just drive my
old rusty bucket of bolts down to the mall and buy myself a little present. And
if the poor old car doesn't break down, I’ll be back soon.

Inference: hahahah she wants a new car

9. A woman walks into a hospital clutching her abdomen and cursing out her husband,
who trails behind her carrying a large bag.

Inference: im not sure 0.o

10. You're driving on the highway, listening to the radio, and a police officer
pulls you over.

Inference: the song is too loud.

Montreal Massacre

I was surprised to discover that he only killed the women in the classroom. I was also surpirsed when i heard he killed himself afterwards meaning that he didnt want to live with the guilt. im guessing that his mom had no idea he did this until later note because when asked she said im giving my prayers to the mother of the murderer! it is truely a sad story for anyone who understands the importance of this event , students who where just starting college were killed . its sickening.