inference

1. I wouldn't eat after that two-year-old if I were you.

Inference: The two-year-old probably did something gross to the food you were
about to eat, or has a cold and you could catch it. Something bad will
happen to you if you eat it because he "I wouldn't" sounds like a
warning!

2. For Valentine’s Day, my fantastic neighbor gave his wife a poem that took him
about two seconds to write. Sheesh.

Inference: My neighbor is not very considerate since he didn't take his time
writing the poem, the text clue that led me to this decision was the
"Sheesh". People usually say "Sheesh" when they are annoyed or
frustrated.

3. A man ran after a retreating bus, waving his briefcase frantically.

Inference: the man missed the bus and isw afraid to be late for an important meeting.

4. If she died, I wouldn’t go to her funeral.

Inference: The person is clearly mad or doesnt like the said person.

5. Jake almost wished that he hadn’t listened to the radio. He went to the closet
and grabbed his umbrella even though he would feel silly carrying it to the bus
stop on such a sunny morning.

Inference: He heard it was going to rain later , so he brought his umbrella.


6. Hey! What happened to all the school construction money taken from the
taxpayers? It paid for this toilet the money was flushed down.

Inference: The person is angry the moneyt went to waste

7. As you give a speech in front of a large audience, you realize that people are
laughing behind their hands and pointing to the region below your waist.

Inference: your pants fell down ?



8. No, Honey, I don’t want you to spend a lot of money on my birthday present. Just
having you for a husband is the only gift I need. In fact, I’ll just drive my
old rusty bucket of bolts down to the mall and buy myself a little present. And
if the poor old car doesn't break down, I’ll be back soon.

Inference: hahahah she wants a new car

9. A woman walks into a hospital clutching her abdomen and cursing out her husband,
who trails behind her carrying a large bag.

Inference: im not sure 0.o

10. You're driving on the highway, listening to the radio, and a police officer
pulls you over.

Inference: the song is too loud.

Montreal Massacre

I was surprised to discover that he only killed the women in the classroom. I was also surpirsed when i heard he killed himself afterwards meaning that he didnt want to live with the guilt. im guessing that his mom had no idea he did this until later note because when asked she said im giving my prayers to the mother of the murderer! it is truely a sad story for anyone who understands the importance of this event , students who where just starting college were killed . its sickening.

10 things about us!

I'm going to post a blog about 10 things teachers need to know about us grade 8 students ! Okay lets begin!


1. We hate being ignored :)
2. We like to have everything set up for us to start.
3. We hate P.D.A.
4. I personally like to have power over the situation!
5. We like to have GOOD food for us to eat
6. we love music
7. we love food
8. we need sleep
9. we hate bossy people
10.we like 2:34 pm

Skyward sword

The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword introduces full motion control enabled by the Wii Motion-Plus accessory, which syncs player movements with Link's actions while offering intuitive play control.
With the Wii Motion-Plus accessory, every time you move Link's sword it matches the player's motion with exact precision. If players motion left to right, Link swings from left to right. The precision play control is applied to enemies as well, as players must contemplate strategy when battling opponents that actively try to defend against attacks. You cannot simply waggle the wii remote and hope to kill something ! with breath taking imagry and amazing 50+ hours of gaming, skyward sword is an EPC WN.

Jays Journal.

A book about a young man struggling with drugs and alcohol and so far ive read that He was a pretty normal boy, until he wanted this girl and she was into drugs. She persuaded him to steal his farthers drugs from his dads pharmacy, and give them to her! then his dad found out, he got sent away to like a rehab / military school. On top of that the girl moved on and we found out she was just using him. Well thats all ive read so far .

Corn Maze

ahhhh , The wolfe island Corn Maze , a breath taking corn field that someone took the genious idea of making a corn maze to the next level ! Around 40 acrs of corn fields, fun for the whole family :) Also with http://www.wolfeisland.com/white/kenwhite.html

Review

Tuesday november 22nd i went too see a play , called the shape of a girl. this play had its ups and downs, i half wished that they had more actors, and not a one man show. But other than that i enjoyed the play ! this play was writen by Joan Macleod You can just close your eyes and imagine the whole scenario. The play was a phenominal display of all the things i wanted to see. The Grand Theatre definetly did not fall short of expectation. The grand theatre has a voriety of amazing plays that are all preformed m=by prefesionals, i highly recomend this theatre if you are looking for a fun night out. :)
This play was about a girl who was really interested in the history of a girl who was being bullied and eventually died. It spoke to me and taught me a lesson about wacthing my actions.

Being a DJ

Being a DJ 11/7/11



People listen to music a lot, but have you ever wondered where it came from? All the mixes , play lists , dance mixes , and just plain songs! Someone has created it before you get to hear it, and those people are DJ’s or artists. There are some pros and some cons about being a DJ. It’s not even close to as easy as it looks, they have to imagine a song, get a beat, the equipment, and then make it, and master being able to play it.

However, being a DJ is an amazing job ! For multiple reasons. If you’re looking for a job on the night life , you could be a DJ, they get paid great money, get to see club girls ! Also you get to listen to your favorite music , and get paid for it ! Honestly this looks like the best job for me, I want to be an entertainer , but I wasn’t sure where to start and being a DJ is an amazing start. It opens up many more job opportunities!


Unfortunately there are some more cons about being a DJ ... You have to work really late sometimes, and sometimes you don’t get a break for weeks. On the off time you will mess up and get publicly emberassed .But if you do not want to mess up it will take a lot of practice and skill , I think you have to be born able to be a DJ . However that’s just my opinion. You could be born to do whatever , I don’t care , but you could turn yourself into a DJ with a little hard work.


Don’t worry there’s still more reasons on why being a DJ is an amazing job for hands on people looking for a night time job and lots of women . You could be the nerdiest guy on earth and still get women! Just be a DJ and play good music. However there’s no promises being made today so , yea don’t get your hopes up.

I believe I have given you my opinion on being a DJ , you could absolutely hate the job , I honestly don’t care. However If you hate it so much why are you still reading this ? I think I win . :)

By : William Deroneth

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